1. Don't reimplement S_ISDIR() and S_ISREG() badly.
2. Don't reimplement access() badly.
This code appears to have been copied from ancient versions of the
corresponding backend routines, and not patched to incorporate subsequent
fixes (see my commits of 2008-03-31 and 2010-01-14 respectively).
It might be a good idea to change it to just *call* those routines,
but for now I'll just transpose these fixes over.
* There is no chmod() on Windows.
* Must always use the 3-parameter version of open()
* There is no dynloader.h - but it also appears unnecessary on all platforms
* Don't include shlobj.h because it causes compile errors, and from what I can
see it's not actually used. This may need to be added back for mingw
and/or cygwin in the worst case.